Chapter
1
He was sitting in his big chair watching the hockey game on TV when his 3 year-old-grandson, Ethan, climbed up onto his lap. Ethan loves his Mom’s Dad who he calls Pops, Papa or Grandpa, depending on the little guy’s mood or the situation, I guess.
Ethan
loves sitting on Papa’s lap, and as a rule, whenever he was at Grandpa and
Grandma Palmer’s house visiting with his Mom and Dad, the two of them would be
sitting together on Papa’s chair at the head of the table after every meal. The
tradition was started immediately upon Ethan's birth and continues still.
Ethan
loved both his Grandma Darcy and Grandpa Rod Palmer, but he was especially
close to his Grandfather and they spent a lot of time together. Ethan hung on
every word his Papa said.
As he settled onto his Grandpa’s lap Ethan couldn’t help noticing his Grandfather scratching vigorously on his right shoulder, “What are you scratching so hard at Papa?”
“Oh,
this old scar on my right shoulder drives me nuts. Must be the nerves, or
something, but it itches like hell sometimes.”
“Let
me see, let me see. What scar? Where is it? What happened? How didja get that
Papa? How old were you?”
“Whoa,
whoa, whoa buddy, one at a time. Let me tell you about that scar, then. I would
like to say that I got cut up fighting a demon or something; or I fought a
knife-wielding biker in a bar to save a woman’s honour, but the truth is, and
you always tell the truth because, (in unison) always tell the truth that way you don’t have to remember anything!
Right, right, atta boy. You’re so smart!
So
anyway, the truth is I was getting surgery on my right shoulder that I messed
up playing fastball back in the '80’s and while the surgeon was fixing whatever
he was fixing in there, hm…old Doc Silver, I think it was, something like that
anyway...Silver...Sauder...Saunter...Santa?" Ethan
giggles,"...whatever...doesn't matter...anyways, whatever his name was he
was tightening shit up in there.”
“Papa!” Ethan cried out.
“…I know, I know…here’s for the swear jar…yeah, yeah, yeah, now, where was I? Yes, while he was fixing my shoulder he cut out a big ol’ fat ball that had grown under my skin right over the front shoulder socket. It didn’t bother me much, but it looked pretty goofy bulging out there. Ol' Doc Whoever says it was just a benign, that means "not nasty", fat ball so he offered to take it out while he had my shoulder frozen and I said sure and now I’ve got this damn itchy scar here, see?” He lifts his t-shirt sleeve up and shows Ethan the 11/2” scar and Ethan runs his index finger over the small surgical scar.
“I have no idea why it gets so itchy now and again, but when it does it’s ITCHY!”
“You got a lot of scars don’t cha Grampa?”
Chuckling Grandpa says, “Oh, yes, that’s for sure, buddy. Don’t I know it. Threw the old body around a lot over the decades. I got the other shoulder operated on, too, you know. This one over here was arthroscopic surgery so they only left these little scars…see…not like this 4” nasty one over here but it did the same thing inside, I guess.
Now, the left one was a hockey injury. Wiped out on the ice and pancaked on my left armpit back-checking in an old timer’s game. Dumbass! Whoops…here you go again, but “Dumbass” shouldn’t qualify as swearing but that’s splittin’ hairs, isn’t it buddy? You’re likely gonna get most of my money someday anyway, so, here you go.
Where was I? Oh, yeah! Who fu….. who the heck back checks in an old timer’s game? Hm? Me I guess….go hard or go home, eh?”
“Hey Papa tell me about your extreme pain again.”
“Hmph,” Papa said with a little nose snort and head bob, “You remember that one, do you? Well that’s quite a story. It was the day before your mom and Dad’s wedding, you see. You were having a nap, so you and I had stayed back at your Mom and Dad’s place while everyone else went to the community hall to decorate for the wedding….”
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